Lola Sense Tingling

I was walking in the night; the moon bathing me with its peculiar white light of warmth yet has this fleeting cold feeling. I was trying to sneakily enter my own home, trying not to rustle attention. But I knew something was watching, waiting.

Mama sense tingling

Whenever anyone enters our house its as if some kind of protective security barrier is breached- we were the criminals and our grandma was the hardened cop but how? Its just instant,once you opent he gate her eyes suddenly pop opens and surprise she’s there welcoming you. She couldn’t possibly know. Her room is far off from the gate- she has a hearing deficiency and to top of that she likes to sleep- and she sleeps hard, dead hard.

This leads me to think of theories on how my grandmother can see our every move.

1. She’s a CIA operative

Ok far fetched but I think she has installed security cameras everywhere in our house, this is so Meet The Parents. That is scary, she might be filming us in our rooms- in our “alone” times- damn, disgusting.

2. She’s a mutant cockroach

Ok, a cockroach before- probably a mutant cockroach. Ala spider man I believe a radioactive cockroach has bitten her and now she has her senses tingling.

3. She has a criminal ring in the vicinity of Project 4

Kinda like a mafia but ghetto style (old school as well, Jurassic infact) Ok she has this ring of old people. I don’t know but I think she’s the ring leader- whatever they do its none of my business or so she say. (ooh My Grandma’s a Gangster)

4. Robot cyborg from the Future

Enough of those conspiracy theories I think she’s a robot cyborg sent to the past to kill Juan Conrado. And we’re just her hapless pawns.

*Fires mecha cannon

As you can see this is a very boring day that leads me to go to fantasyland, again.

Happy, happy, happy. Mushrooms flying, scintillating.
Dogs barking, I am sulking.
Thinking of fairies, dropping on canaries.

Damn boring day.